As her addiction progressed, Bernice began to have chronic headaches, developed a grotesque, ape-like head, and consumed 3.5 of her aforementioned 4 children.
The moral of the story: Never EVER, go to a doctor again, I can solve ALL of your health problems!
Moral #2 of the story: Never EVER, have sex with an ape woman, not even after she introduces you to Shaquille O'neal.
