Hi, I'm Glenn Burkett. I'm not gay, as you might assume by the color of this text, by my idiotic commercials featuring me running bare chested along the beach, or by this picture
Well, enough about me lets talk about YOU!!! Chances are that you have, you are, or you will in the future be coerced into taking prescription drugs. Well I've got news for you.
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ARE EVIL!!!!
You don't believe me? Well then take a good look at this set of before and after pictures.
BEFORE
AFTER
This may come as a shock to most people, who are, of course, not anywhere near as intellagent, as I am (that includes you, I'm sorry to say).
Fortunately, I have herbal remedies that will cure all of your current and future ailments.
Do you suffer from:
- Diabetes, eczema, profuse vomiting, muscle fasciculations, or emphysema.
Click here for Omega 3 Essential
- Hunger, explosive diarrhea, most other made up diseases. Click here for Glenn's award winning dietary supplement
- Daily excretion of a foul brown substance from the anus (THIS IS NOT NORMAL! Healthcare "professionals" have, through their rampant miseducation of the general public, coaxed most people into believing that this is a normal bodily excretion known as feces) I can help you purge your need to poo, once and for all through my amazing remedies! Click here for Miracle Combo!
